what ever happened to just leaving out milk and cookies?

Remember when your mother said not to put empty cartons back in the fridge? i present: reason number one.

i always thought this would be the final episode.

use your imagination on this one, folks.

until they say penis, i'm convinced this is what the pills do.




bonus: extenze, texas style. textenze.

when i think about football, i like to think about football how it was back in the 80's.


alternate comment: fantasy football has come a long way.

you might have to click on it to see the card. thats my bad. but fuck you anyway.

so, like i was saying, people from idaho are fucking hot.

post apocalyptic zombie movies will never be taken seriously until they start saying this.



today's bonus: zombie without lines.

shut the fuck up, i know he only has 8 extra limbs. but if you can count to 10, you are of a mental caliber far beyond those who are supposed to read this comic. you pretentious prick.

hey pig, this is karma for spreading your shit around, asshole.

boy do i love literary terms.

contact your doctor if you experience the matrix for more than 4 hours.