20000 BC: uggs.
19996 BC: mammoths become extinct.

well, where did you THINK they came from?

ladies, when youre done eating it, you can fuck it! get your father's name stamped on the bone at no extra cost!

reverse-o psychology-o always works.

so...ya know...you can all stop saying it now...

all im saying is, if einstein had a ferrari, we would still be fighting WWII. but damn, he would be getting laid big time.

"don't worry son, if i can make everyone believe i was a pregnant virgin, then this will be a piece of cake!"



in my mind: i wanted to make the light bulb a candle or a lantern or some shit, but boy do i love keeping things obvious.

this comic is only funny for guitarists. and even then its like 50/50.

in this economy, you have to think outside the box.

irony: this man had his penis pierced. but back then it was called a "duke william"

of course, "you get what you pay for" doesnt really answer the question "who the hell is that woman in your bed?!"

side-effects: you may kick yourself in the balls. totally worth it.